How bad do you need $2,000.00

Not this bad - Man Eats 247 Jalapenos to Win Contest! He took home 2k for the burn of a lifetime.

You've got to be kidding me. When I first saw this I thought it might be some crazy youth pastor who got one of his cocky senior guys to do a "dare."

Wrong. It was a 62 year old guy.

Here's my favorite line in the article - "Dr. Daniel DeMarco, a gastroenterologist and director of endoscopy at Baylor University Medical Center at Dallas, said the amount of jalapenos consumed in an eating contest is more harmful than the burn."

NO KIDDING! You don't have to be a gastroenterologist to nail that! I can't imagine having to take vacation days to sit in a bathroom!